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Joke of the Day
"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."
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"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"
"James is coming over. ""James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! ""I'll hide the Lucky Charms."""
"I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year It's about time."
"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"
"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."
"[Christopher Nolan on the set of Batman Begins] Great Batman voice, Christian! Terrific stuff! [aside] maybe Batman shouldn't talk"