27997

Joke of the Day

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."

"YOLO You Only Love Owls."

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."

"Linguistic studies have shown results about drivers of east asian cars... It is proven that a large number of Hyundai owners have an accent."

"Just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the England team. Yep she got off the bus look abit confused and then got back on went home."

"The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox"

"11 million Americans spend half their income on steam ... In June."

"There are no limits to my perfection a monkey was thinking while looking at a human."