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Joke of the Day
"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."
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"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"
"Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!"
"If you tell me to ""chillax,"" I will ""chillstab"" you and ""chillaugh"" while you bleed to ""chilldeath."""
"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."
"I heard I'm so bad at making jokes. It's laughable."
"Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack"
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."