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Joke of the Day

"The Hillary Phone Just like the Obama Phone, but it deletes all of your emails."

"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."

"Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web."

"I Once Knew A Friend Who Got Mauled By Dogs His name was Ramsay. I have to give credit to my friend for this joke and thought to share it."

"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."

"I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit.... Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it."

"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"

"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"My doctor said he needed a stool sample from me. The timing was perfect. I was about to go to Ikea anyway"