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Joke of the Day
"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"
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"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"
"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"
"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."
"So did you hear about the cannibal that broke into the gay hospital? At least he's getting his fruits and vegetables now."
"Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag."
"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"
"Parents: ""Why don't you come socialize with the family?"" Me: *sits with family* *gets insulted by entire family* *goes back to bedroom*"
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."