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Joke of the Day

"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"

"Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !"

"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"

"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."

"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"

"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."

"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me. She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!"

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."

"When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question."