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Joke of the Day

"Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!"

"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"

"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"

"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."

"Why do they call it P.M.S.? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"If you say ""cray cray"" I'm going to punch you in the ""fay fay"","

"What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room? You dont fit in the hood kid."

"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."

"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."

"I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool."