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Joke of the Day
"Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!"
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"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."
"[Job Interview] How would you describe your time management skills? Me: Can we talk about this later? I'm late for an appointment."
"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."