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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
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"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."
"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? they're, their, there"
"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"
"Q: Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning? A: Because he can't see through the wall."
"what is the difference between a tea bag and england? tea bag stays in the cup"
"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"