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Joke of the Day

"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever. Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices."

"They say that a person's surname is named after whatever their ancestors did to make a living I feel sorry for the guy who's dad was the first person to be called ""Dickinson"""

"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"

"What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man? His wife."

"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "

"I just did my own taxes for the first time and I'm glad I did because I'm getting 8 million dollars back this year!"

"My mother-in-law's text alert is an entire song. Starting to think my father-in-law's rage isn't really from Vietnam."

"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."