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Joke of the Day

"My mother-in-law's text alert is an entire song. Starting to think my father-in-law's rage isn't really from Vietnam."

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"

"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."

"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."

"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."

"""He's not sleeping with you cause you're fat and ugly, so lose some weight and do your make up like this."" - Women's magazines, summarized."

"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."

"Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one."