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Joke of the Day

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"My local barber was busted today for dealing drugs. I'm in shock. I've been a loyal customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber."

"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."

"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"A man walks into a bar... ... he says ""ouch!"""

"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."

"What is the only bent straight line? Its one direction of course."