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Joke of the Day

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"You Suck Originally I had hope and dreams of becoming somebody but thanks to you and the society we live in it's never going to happen"

"What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender."

"Maybe Jehovah's Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they're looking for Heaven's Door. You don't know."

"My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel."

"Why can't ovaries sail a boat? Because they are not sea-men."

"Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know..."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today"

"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"