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"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"
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"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"
"How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"The definition of agony is... A one handed man hanging on to a cliff for his dear life with itchy balls."
"Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog-gone!"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."
"Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips."