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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man? His wife."
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"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."
"I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like ""Let's name it Rad!"" and one guy was all ""Let's dial that back a bit."""
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
"How did Hitler originally get into power? ""Let's make Germany great again"""
"A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof."
"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."
"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"
"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"