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Joke of the Day

"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "

"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."

"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"

"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."

"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."

"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."

"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."