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Joke of the Day

"Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever. Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices."

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"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"
"Yes, it is. Is time travel possible?"
"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"
"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."
"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."
"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"