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Joke of the Day

"Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever. Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices."

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"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"
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"I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. ""How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."""
"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."
"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."
"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"
"Why do people make fun of me because I've never grabbed a girl's boobs? I still don't get tit."
"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"