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Joke of the Day

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy"

"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."

"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."

"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."

"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"

"My wife and her twin were standing next to each other in the kitchen Well, long story short, I grabbed the wrong butt and my brother in law was not amused"

"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""

"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."