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Joke of the Day

"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."

"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."

"It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous."

"Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous."

"a toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet..."

"If you know I'm I the car and you continue to text me, you basically want me dead..."