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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"
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"One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking."
"Huh, this is a first Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before They must know"
"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""
"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."
"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married."
"What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off."
"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."
"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."