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Joke of the Day

"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."

"The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?"

"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's."

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."

"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."

"What is a cat's favorite vacation spot? Maui."

"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."