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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? I'd tell you but the punchline is too long."
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"What does a proud computer call his little son? A microchip off the old block."
"what's the difference between a loaded potato and a normal one? Someone's a lot less deadly with a normal potato."
"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"
"""We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls.""- President Barack Obamasaurus"
"What do you call a gay Chocobo? A kweer."
"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain (plane) bagel!"
"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."