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Joke of the Day

"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""

"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!"

"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."

"[annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?"