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Joke of the Day
"I prayed to God for a handbag and he gave it to me It's a blessing and a purse."
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"What do you call a really annoying Jewish women? ....Ausbitch."
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."
"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."
"I know this is only our second date, but can I use your bathroom real quick? Her: Of course... *walks out 26 minutes later* Thanks."
"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
"*Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!"