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Joke of the Day
"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"
"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."
"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."
"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"
"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."