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Joke of the Day
"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."
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"The Sun's probably Asian."
"So Hillary Clinton logs into her e-mail [deleted]"
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"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."
"Sorry I yelled, ""Sweep the leg!"" when you got down on one knee to propose to your girlfriend. But I stand by my advice."
"The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems."
"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"
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