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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"
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"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."
"Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side"
"INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something."
"I always wanted to try juggling... I just never had the balls to."
"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"If I've learned anything in my 29 years, it's never admit your real age."
"Why didnt the shrimp let anyone else eat? He was being SHELLFISH"
"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"
"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"