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Joke of the Day

"I know this is only our second date, but can I use your bathroom real quick? Her: Of course... *walks out 26 minutes later* Thanks."

"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."

"She said, ""Are you even listening to me? This is important!"" I said, ""I don't know, pizza?"" And that's how the fight started"

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."

"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"

"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""

"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."