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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really annoying Jewish women? ....Ausbitch."

"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"

"Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road? To get to the Other side"

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."

"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter? You'd think its R but it's actually the C"

"isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt"

"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."