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Joke of the Day
"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
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"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."
"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."
"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"
"Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First third and emergency."
"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""
"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
"2 nazis walk into a bar"
"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."