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Joke of the Day

"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."

"Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use."

"Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer."

"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"

"How do you turn tap water into holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har."

"A snake is what happens when a string goes ""what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"""

"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"I can't wait till next years veterans day: for the ones that didn't get captured...."