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Joke of the Day
"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
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"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
"COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends."
"I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow."
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil"
"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."
"PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem.. special items ""Toys"". It's very awkward to explain."
"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"