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Joke of the Day
"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
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"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
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"I'm writing a research paper on banning shredded cheese in supermarkets and instead only selling cheese is large blocks. The title is ""Make America Grate Again."""
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