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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter? You'd think its R but it's actually the C"

"What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven."

"When a character in a movie says the title in the middle of dialogue they should be required to wink and make tiny guns with their fingers."

"Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too"

"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"

"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."

"Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him"

"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."

"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."