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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."
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"They should make a reality TV show called, ""Jersey Shore meets Shark Week"""
"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"
"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."
"What did the poles do during world war two? They held the telephone wires off the ground."
"Transvestite joke What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time."
"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."
"I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'"
"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""