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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
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"Waiter: Can I get you something to drink? Me: just cheese dip Waiter: .... Me: With a straw please"
"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."
"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"
"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"
"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"
"I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said... M'nopoly."
"Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. He promised it wouldn't hurt... Insensitive prick."
"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."