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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
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"Met a transexual lesbian at the bar He was a pretty normal guy."
"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"
"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"
"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""
"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"
"When someone tells me, ""Great question."" I never hear their answer because I'm busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question."
"I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked."
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"
"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."