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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."

"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"

"Heckling I am looking for some heckling like jokes to yell out during soccer games. Any ideas?"

"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"

"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."

"All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should've just asked their moms. Moms can find anything."

"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."

"A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell."

"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"

"I know I'm getting old... the other day I walked past a cemetery and two guys attacked me with shovels."