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Joke of the Day

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"Poe, is your baby hungry? Poe: Nah, BB-8."

"Germans be like: Been there, Done that."

"I just heard a woman in a supermarket say this to her 7 year old daughter... ""Don't spit! Ladies never spit!"" Fcuking. Priceless."

"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."

"Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting."

"Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it'll be dinner time."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."

"Did you hear about the Knock-knock joke champion? He won the no bell prize."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"