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Joke of the Day

"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"

"H G Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. ""Bugger off""said the librarian, ""you didn't bring it back"""

"6yo: I can't wait to be an adult! Me: Adults don't get snow days. 6yo *faints*"

"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water? DOUCHE"

"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."

"What do you call a donkey that falls into a pile of sugar? A Sweet Ass ( )"

"No. Skinny girls shouldn't be in charge of the office thermostat. You need a middle-aged woman with hot flashes named Brenda on the dial."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."