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Joke of the Day
"Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. He promised it wouldn't hurt... Insensitive prick."
Next Joke
"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."
"Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]"
"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"
"All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown."
"My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400. He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition."
"How much does a corpse weigh? A skele-ton"
"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"
"The only Foursquare location I'd be interested in reading you tweet from is the cave of Bin Laden."
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."