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"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."
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"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""
"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."
"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"
"My dad has a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles. Which sounds a lot better than alcoholic."
"My first highschool football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore by the end, but at least my dad came Repost from r/darkhumour"
"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"
"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."
"How can you tell that a shrimp with a big dick was walking down the beach? Because he left a shrimp cock-trail."
"Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day."