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Joke of the Day

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""

"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""

"Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!"

"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."

"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."

"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."