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Joke of the Day

"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"

"I don't appreciate the trash talking Chinese athletes saying ""we OWN you!"" to the U.S. team. Let's leave our deficit out of this!"

"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."

"What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out? Please discuss. Thanks."

"I farted today on the bus... I farted today on the bus and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice."

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"

"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."

"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."

"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."