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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."

"If you can read this please let me know because it means I blocked the wrong person."

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest pulled out his tie and wet his pants."

"SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business."

"With grape soda comes grape responsibility."

"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"