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Joke of the Day
"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."
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"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road."
"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."
"""I love you unconditionally*."" -God *Terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details."
"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"
"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."