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Joke of the Day

"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"

"Birdwatching by Jack Daw"

"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""

"Blind Man A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair."

"A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts."

"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""

"I'm proud of myself- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took me 6 months! The box said 2-4 years!"

"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"

"Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can ""skip ad"" last 30 seconds?"

"Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?"