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Joke of the Day

"Where do footballers dance? At a football!"

"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"

"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""

"If your BF wears a gold necklace outside of his tshirt both of you will be asked to get out of your car by the police at gunpoint some day"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."

"Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are talking. Harry says, ""Ron, I'm gay."" ""Are you fucking serious?!"" asks Ron. ""Yeah...that too,"" says Harry."

"Advent Calendars Their days are numbered."

"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."

"Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon? Cause they'll Pikachu"

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."