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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are talking. Harry says, ""Ron, I'm gay."" ""Are you fucking serious?!"" asks Ron. ""Yeah...that too,"" says Harry."

"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"

"Me: *sneezes* Mom: Remember February 17, 2009 when I told you to bring a jacket?"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."

"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""

"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."

"You got to hand it to blind prostitutes..."

"ME: I wish I was a little bit taller GENIE: done M: I wish I was a baller G: done M: I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics G: done M: dammit"

"What happened to the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."

"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."