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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"

"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""

"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"It's so awkward getting a boner during a prostate exam. Especially when they realize you're not a doctor."

"Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice."

"This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion. I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans."

"How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain"

"My piggy bank was robbed the other day. I tried to ask him how he felt... ... But he was evidently shattered"

"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."