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Joke of the Day
"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."
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"So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?"
"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."
"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."
"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"
"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Please advise."
"*sees window washer in a harness outside office high rise* *holds up sign from desk* YOU'RE NOT EVEN FLYING EVERYONE CAN SEE THE STRINGS"
"Making cakes Mom: I need to go to the store to buy some molasses. Dad: Why don't you just dig under the front yard?"
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
"I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google... ... but I guess it's just a moot point"