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Joke of the Day

"What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service."

"Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?"

"The Inventor of the jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in."

"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"

"Why was the gay man ambitious? Because all he wanted to do was *SUCCEED*."

"As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set."

"My dentist told me to relax, then got all judgey about me uncorking my wine in his office. He needs to make up his mind."

"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"

"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"

"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."