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Joke of the Day

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the walls because they are black"

"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."

"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="

"If you emphasize the po in police they're probably already after you."

"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."

"Everything my boy friend ever said to me was a lie. Every. Fcuking. Thing. Except the part about how pretty I was, that was true."