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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."
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"**SEX.** SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Now that you have my attention, go do the dishes for me."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"
"Did you hear about the witch who couldn't have children? her husband had a Holloweenie."
"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
"Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time."
"A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said ""Look I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute."" The man said ""Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"""
"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)"