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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the walls because they are black"

"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"

"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"

"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"

"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."

"How do you make a Scottish omelette?"

"Why can't short people cook? Because the steaks are too high."

"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"